Tuesday 7 June 2011

Juneathon Day 7: The worst blog ever written...

Six days of exercise I've done,
made up to seven with today's run;
I only went a mile quite slow,
because I had my dog in tow,
but at least I'm in the game
to drop out now would be a shame.

But

this might be the worst blog ever written
or it may be cute - just like a kitten!
However, I feel I must explain
why it's so bad like the crash of a train;
I've been up since 6 - with work - you see
no, not because I needed a wee!
And now I'm home, I'm marking papers
and eating very salty capers.
(that last bit really isn't true
But I struggled to rhyme it... wouldn't you?)
And so the reason this blog is crap
Is because my brain has gone...

kersplat!
Image by James Callahan

9 comments:

  1. Haha! That made me laugh out loud! Hardly worst blog ever, try reading mine if you can't sleep !!!! Well done Jo x

    ReplyDelete
  2. Know that feeling!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Brilliant!
    A mile dog Jog is quality juneathoning!

    ReplyDelete
  4. I loved your post!! And definitely echo similar sentiments.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Not exactly the worst blog ever but you're right. It was pretty bad and you should feel ashamed of yourself. Tut, tut. Go and sit in the corner somewhere and think about what you've done.

    ReplyDelete
  6. My brain went kersplat a long time ago! Fortunately I had prittstick and Sellotape to hand, stuck my head back together and managed to carry on! I just have to be careful running in the rain.

    ReplyDelete
  7. You got to much time on your hands!

    Mark more paper if you can think of poems to write :)

    Well done only 21 days to go!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Hmmm. 'And planning all my future tapers'? On second thoughts, salty capers it is.

    ReplyDelete

Thanks for reading... feel free to leave me a message. Maggiee x