* Some might say a 'low-brow' pastiche; I prefer to use the words 'nostalgia' and 'popular culture' ** please apply Northern Accent *** I know, I know... and I do apologise, but you try finding something that rhymes with 'puff'!
Saturday: Activity: Walking in heels back and forth under a racecourse to place and retrieve bets at Chester Races Distance: I'm sure it was a very long way... did I mention it was in heels?! Time: 4 hours in all - a long time in heels! Feeling: Brilliant! It was Charlotte's 30th birthday celebrations and we had a great day! Lessons learned: 1 - don't wear heels to the races!
Sunday: Activity: A walk around Hollingworth Lake with Paula and Doris Distance: 2 miles Time: 1hr 30 mins (including frolicking in the lake - Doris that is! - and eating icecream - us that is!) Feeling: much better for it, although very sunburnt with silly strapmarks Lessons learned: 0 - I'd like to say 1 - wear suntan lotion - but I make this mistake every year so I don't think I can honestly claim that one!