Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Loving the Spam

I have a spam filter.



Well, not me personally - although I'm not the biggest fan of spam (the meat variety, rather than the digital type) - but my blog (the digital type now, not the processed meat!) has. Phew... that was a little more complicated than I first thought. Let me start again.

My blog has a spam filter.



This is a shame. The benefits of it, of course, are that the comments section of my blog posts are not overrun with general diatribe (I can do that on my own!), germ ridden links and apocryphal advertising... it keeps us all safe - so to speak. The shame of it though is that only I get to read the funny (sometimes let a little giggle out kind of funny, but not usually LOL style funny and most definitely never the ROFL kind of funny) and entirely unrelated comments that might otherwise appear at the end of my blog posts. Instead, these are emailed, for my eyes only, to my google box!

So, with all potentially virus-ridden links removed - and at the risk of more spam detectors picking up some spammy key words and spamming me further, here are some of my favourites. At this point, one must remember that I blog about pointless, meaningless and, quite frankly, completely useless bumf:

Spammy Comment #1:

I need to to thank you for this good read!! I definitely loved every little bit of it. I've got you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post… Feel free to visit my blog post at spammy spammy virus link

Spammy Comment #2:

each time i used to read smaller articles that also clear their motive, and that is also happening with this paragraph which I am reading at this place. My virusy web page

Spammy Comment #3:

I do not even understand how I stopped up right here, however I thought this publish was great. I do not understand who you're however definitely you're going to a well-known blogger if you happen to aren't already. Cheers! Also see my website: Ispamalot.com

And finally, my favourite - Spammy Comment #4:

This web site truly has all of the information and facts I needed about this subject and didn't know who to ask. Also see my webpage: spamcakes

... I have always thought that my blog contains all the information and facts that anyone would ever need to know about this subject. And now you know, that if you didn't know who to ask before, you do now!

Forget Google... I am the new oracle!

5 comments:

  1. You seriously need to start doing more running Maggie to give you something better to write about lol x

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    1. Running is dangerous Pete... People throw BBQ sauce missiles at you!!!! :)

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  2. i do not even understanding how i stopped up here neithers. this bloggings truly has all the information and facts. thank you please.
    Yours, Spam of Good Hope x

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