tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012950476861911602024-03-13T22:48:48.493+00:00The MagathonMAG = the bloggings of Maggie... ATHON = A continuous or prolonged activity... The Magathon and on...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.comBlogger210125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-12678886455375992462012-11-25T15:35:00.001+00:002012-11-25T21:00:51.533+00:00Running with Swinton Ladies...A few weeks back, When my friend Louise suggested I join her in her women's club race, I happily agreed, knowing it would be a great way to get me out the house, and running, on a Sunday morning. Thankfully, being far more organised than me, when I had still failed to sign up for the race come Thursday, Louise made sure I had a place, even offering to drive me there. <br />
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So, as I had made no effort myself to find out about the race, enter myself or even identify what distance the race even was, it was a lovely surprise to discover that I would be racing the Swinton Running Club's City of Salford Women's Race. A lovely 5.25 miles. Why so Lovely? because this is one half of the Swinton 10 mile race; trust me, having run the the double lap of the course, it truly does feel lovely to only run it once! <br />
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However, there was - of course - more to the race than that so, here is a brief account of my race experience: <br />
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Arrive... Rain... Rain... Rain... Cold now... Start... Run... Run... Run... Pass friendly marshalls... Run... Run... Run... Up hill... Down hill... Rain stopped... Up hill... Down hill... Sun coming out... warming up... round a corner... flat hill... Past Hope Hospital and more friendly marshalls... Up hill... Overtaking people - WOOP!... Busy road... Under pass... Passing more people - woop woop!... Up hill... Friendly marshalls... Up hill... Finish line in sight... Death hill... Sprint, sprint, sprint... Breathe!<br />
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Still panting, I collected my goodie bag (including a Freddo - yum!) and jogged back to force Louise into running faster up the death hill.<br />
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An official time of 46.24, suggests that all my hard work at Curves and BMF is paying off, now I just have to find a way to make it to club more often! <br />
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Oh... And to top off a brilliant race, I also won a spot prize...<br />
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...big thanks Swinton Running Club... A well organised, friendly and enjoyable race; I'll see you again next year! <br />
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When I moved to the pleasant parish of Prestwich last June, I knew that the beauty of Heaton Park would offer a welcome change to my running routine from pounding the urban highways of Harpurhey. What I wasn't aware of at that time, was the wealth of running routes offered on the other side of the 'Village'.<br />
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For those of you that know nothing of the area, Prestwich is a town situated about 3 miles north of Manchester. The oldest part of the town, known as Prestwich Village, holds many delights such as an artisan cheese shop - nom, nom, nom, Marks and Spencers' food - nom, nom, nom and a several little independent tea rooms - nom, nom, nom. In comparison to this, the place in which I used to live, housed several kebab shops, a Lidl and a Maccy D's... Prestwich is no <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOenyj2AC54" target="_blank">Didsbury </a>but it is, for us, a super-normous step up in the world!<br />
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So, with all these delightful places to shop and eat, it was all the more important that I <strike>significantly</strike> increased my running and found some new routes to keep myself entertained. 4 months on and that is exactly what I've <strike>finally </strike>managed to do. On Thursday, I was due to meet my friend Lisa for brunch. Lisa is a feeder. Yep... a proper feeder. She's super-skinny (even though she only gave birth 2 months ago), doesn't seem to be overly tempted by every sweet treat that ever existed (I'm not envious, really I'm not), yet she bakes sweet treats until they're coming out of her ears, which she then FORCES us to eat. Lisa FORCED me to go to Slattery's with her... honestly... <b><i>FORCED</i></b>. And so, with my arm tightly twisted behind my back, fearing what would befall me if I dared try to duck out of the chocolate fest she had in store for us, I needed a plan... a cunning plan... I would go for a run.<br />
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The plan was to run 6 miles. I ran 7.25. Why? Because I got lost. Well, I say lost... I had my Iphone on me, so I was never <i>really </i>lost, but as I didn't have a clue <i>precisely </i>where I was for most of my run, I think that an accurate description of my predicament was: <i>lost</i>.<br />
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<i>The plan</i> was to run to Phillip's Park, which I discovered the existence of at last weeks' Apple Day (don't ask). However, when I emerged from the autumnal wilderness of the Clough, I stumbled upon a cycle track... in fact, several cycle tracks... actually... more cycle tracks than you could shake a stick at. Cycle tracks to a lake, cycle tracks to a field, cycle tracks to woods, cycle tracks alongside the Irwell, cycle tracks over the Irwell, cycle tracks under the Irwell... cycle tracks <i>everywhere.</i> I had stumbled upon a cyclist's haven... nay... a <i>runner's </i>heaven... <i>my </i>heaven! It was so much fun! I ran and ran and ran. Until I realised I had no idea where I was, that Lisa would be arriving any time soon and that I was potentially <b>MILES</b> from home. Thankfully, despite my twisting and turning down all the different paths, my natural sat-nav had somehow managed to keep me heading largely in the right direction; a quick check on my phone enabled me to plot a cursory route home.<br />
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Despite the 'change of plan', ultimately that day all went according to plan... a swift two mile walk to the chocolate, a two mile walk home again, and a 30 minute gym session that afternoon, not only served to foil Lisa's feeding - although she did try again later that night with a <b><u>HUGE</u></b> portion of fish and chips! - but proved that curiosity pays - in calories if nothing else!<br />
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Of course, I couldn't leave my new discovery there, with so much still uncharted. So, today, I laced up my trainers and trailed out again to the other side of town. Desiring a threshold run, rather than a slower paced one, I didn't stray quite so far this time, but my run did take me out down some lovely country roads and into the world of the dog walkers, covering 4.2 miles in total. An added lunchtime jaunt around the park, with my dog, has set me up nicely for a couple of glasses of wine on my night out with the girls this evening. Something tells me, it won't be curiosity that kills the runner, rather the wine and rich foods which the runner feels the need to 'run off''!<br />
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As for those of you that scrolled through my extensive ramblings and thought 'no chance mate'... here's a pictorial tour of my curious adventures:<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-82146152266362152382012-10-23T22:10:00.000+01:002012-10-23T22:13:04.572+01:00Loving the SpamI have a spam filter.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-45585918752111340512012-10-22T19:39:00.001+01:002012-10-22T19:39:43.351+01:00RUNNERS BEWARE!Please read and share with runners...<br />
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A new craze seems to have hit the streets whereby people, in their cars, seemingly noshing on McDonald's, drive past health conscious runners and lob barbecue sauce pots at their heads!<br />
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This is not a joke... it's really happened... Yes... flying barbecue sauce hit me in the head!<br />
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It is not clear yet why these people are choosing to pummel runners in the head with half eaten barbecue sauce pots from well-known multi-national fast food chains. It may be that ill-gotten points are to be gained from this scenario - much akin to the points one may gain from knocking a cyclist off their bike, or running an old lady over on a zebra crossing - or perhaps it is simply a dirty food protest from Maccy D's munchers.<br />
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Whichever, I think the irony of throwing filthy fast food pots at a runner's head was probably entirely lost on the thrower, but it certainly wasn't by the throwee...<br />
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Runners... BEWARE!<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-60189308408069967562012-09-10T21:37:00.001+01:002012-09-10T21:37:53.806+01:00The End...I'm having my last little cry of 2012. I say 'last' as I can't imagine that anything will be able to move me to such emotion, over the remaining months, as the Olympics and Paralympics have over the past few weeks. Of course, I'm watching highlights of the Athletes' Parade. Well, I say 'of course' but if I was amazed at how involved I became in this summer's sports, it was nothing in comparison to the surprise of those who know me well...<br />
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Right now, sitting in front of my telebox, I feel like I've watched the best reality show - ever. There's been drama, action and emotion at every turn, not to mention the 'characters' I've come to love. Right now, Boris is announcing to my living room that these athletes stood behind him are our 'greatest team' who have 'bought athletics home', causing 'tube train passengers to break out into spontaneous conversation' which, as we know, really, truly is a great achievement! And (for once) he's making sense!<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-40147118032999271952012-08-27T12:35:00.004+01:002012-08-27T12:35:54.854+01:00Bring on the Superhumans...<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--PVxGz7rGLU/UDtaFveycqI/AAAAAAAAAlo/0JGEmJlD0Zo/s1600/olympic+footie.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--PVxGz7rGLU/UDtaFveycqI/AAAAAAAAAlo/0JGEmJlD0Zo/s200/olympic+footie.JPG" width="200" /></a>"Are you excited?" My friend asks me. We're standing in the stands of Old Trafford watching Team GB play Senegal in the Olympic Games.<br />
"Excited?" I query. "What, about?"<br />
"The Olympics!" She replies in a manner which I can only describe as excited.<br />
This seems a strange question; why would I be excited?<br />
"The Olympics?" I offer back, trying to hide any form of incredulity in my voice and failing miserably.<br />
"Yes!" she replies, in a manner which, I decide now, is undoubtedly one of excitement. "I can't <i>wait</i>... why, aren't you excited...?"<br />
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But, despite my friend's evident enthusiasm on that day, I just couldn't conjure any kind of similar emotion. Was there something wrong with me? Should I be more excited? It's not that I didn't want the games to be in London and I certainly wasn't one of those nay-sayers that were so prolific in the British media pre-Olympic Games. No, I was simply apathetic. I neither cared, nor didn't care. I imagined I would catch a few events on 'the box'; that The Games would affect me rather in the same way that football does each season: I enjoy watching it live and when it's showing 'live' in the corner of my lounge, I'll glance up occasionally to see what's caused Mik to swear profusely and leap up and down with excessive arm gestures.<br />
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How wrong was I.<br />
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The game at Old Trafford was pre-Olympic Opening Ceremony. It turns out that, for me, the Opening Ceremony was a turning point. I was entertained. I was moved. I was proud. And I can use those three words to summarise the whole two weeks. The Games continually entertained me, surprised me even. I felt tears well in my eyes when the National Anthem accompanied our athletes standing atop of the podium.<br />
A whole new world of exciting sports had been revealed to me; who'd have thought I'd enjoy watching weight-lifting, would be engaged by equestrian or would find myself leaping up and down and screaming at swimmers? Certainly not me. But I there I was, fully affected by these people and their sports. Their effort. Their achievements. And, frequently, over the two weeks, as we worked our way further and further up the medal table, Mik would look over at me, shake his head and ask "You having another cry?".<br />
"No." I'd assert, looking away and surreptitiously sweeping a tiny tear from the corner of my eye.<br />
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But, the Olympic Games have ruined me. I want more... I expect more. No longer am I satisfied with the weekend offerings of our television companies. X-Factor? Red or Black? Celebrity Big Brother? <i>Boring</i>. I'm spoilt;<i> I want </i>more. After two weeks of watching people with <i>real </i>talent, doing something that takes real hard work and real dedication, they just appear anaemic and inadequate. I <i>need </i>more.<br />
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Bring on the Superhumans!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-78215917400860310612012-08-22T17:46:00.001+01:002012-08-22T22:19:49.779+01:00How Very BritishThe tube is rattling along at a pace of knots and I'm doing my best 'stare at my feet and pretend I have no idea that I'm snuggled as close as is humanly possibly beneath the closest stranger's armpit' look. I'm on my way to Notting Hill. That's the posh, swanky, sloaney bit of London with cute painted houses and vintage shops selling second hand clothes for extortionate prices - for those of you who aren't posh, swanky or sloaney enough to know this already. <br />
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I'm here to meet up with my friends Ellen and Louisa for a day of very British, middle class fun. We're having a very British, middle class picnic, bought from apt British middle class stores such as Waitrose and Marks and Spencer's, - other apt and British middle class stores are available - and we're going to drink British, (though possibly French, but we'll make sure we drink it in a very British manner) middle class champagne whilst sat in the beautiful (British) surroundings of Royal Kensington Gardens, - how very British and middle class.<br />
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I mistakenly look up momentarily and accidentally catch the eye of the armpit bearer; we both shift uncomfortably and resume our respective staring at nothing, relieved to re-assume our very British, middle class tube roles. <br />
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The motion of the tube begins to slow as we approach the station. The strangers around me begin preparing themselves, picking up bags and shuffling closer to the doors. naturally, I politely disengage myself from the gentleman's elbow as he prepares to alight from the train, moving a small boy - eight? Nine maybe? Yes, nine, definitely, - moving a nine year old boy in front of him as he does so. I wonder briefly what plans they have for the day, Madam Tussaud's perhaps, The London Dungeon's or just shopping on Oxford Street; certainly nothing as British and middle class as my friends and I have planned for the day. The doors open. I shift aside. <br />
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"Here we are," the gentleman says to the nine year old boy as he nudges him gently towards the doors, "this is our stop, off you get Moriarty."!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-38693244174644419362012-08-15T11:14:00.000+01:002012-08-15T11:18:53.266+01:00Labels<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I'm lying on the beach, In Ibiza - not the clubby bit, the other bit; the non-clubby bit ...there's an 18-30's only rule in the other bit and I think you might evaporate or burst or turn into a pumpkin if you're tempted to dip your little toe into the place past 31 years old... We're taking in the sights and sounds of the 'real' Espania.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Posh English Girls are sweet. There are five of them in the group. Three are left here at the moment as the two Chanel glasses-wearing ones have apologised for being boring before leaving to enjoy their balcony away from the 'awful sand'. They've just been given a couple of inflatables by some Dutch holiday makers who are going home - they didn't say they were Dutch, that's just an accurate guess, but they did say they were going home - they are now planning on how to surprise the other two girls in their group with the inflatables (Posh English Girls not the Dutch) which seems to involve the inflatable turning up on the balcony doorstep all of its own accord, whilst they hide, in fits of hysterical hilarity around the corner. Perhaps this is how I know they're posh; in my world, inflatables do not posses the capacity to do this. Listening in to their conversation, it is relaxed, soft, quiet. They discuss what 'Daddy' does for a living in between their reading of 'Fifty Shades...' and 'Grazia' magazine.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I catch Mik's eye. He raises his eyebrows at me and smirks.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-73128506326611659392012-08-03T23:32:00.000+01:002012-08-03T23:32:19.269+01:00Julie!Past experiences have taught me that alcohol is not the best fuel for exercise; it does not make for a pleasant work-out experience the following day. Needless to say, having consumed a fair amount of birthday alcohol yesterday, I was not looking forward to my Curves session today; so imagine my surprise when I superseded all previous workouts, smashed my target and burnt 430 calories! Gold medal for Maggie!<br />
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Having achieved my planned early(ish) morning work out I spent the rest of the day with my lovely friend, Anj, and her even lovelier 2 1/2 year old <strike>son </strike>whirlwind of energy, Zain. We lunched at Wetherspoons (where they now do a very tasty and super-healthy 'Superfood salad), we played in the park (Zain testing my newly developed arm muscles with persistent swing pushing), and... we changed my name. Why? Because it was easier...<br />
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"Hello Julie!" Zain beamed as I entered his house;<br />
"Maggie... this is Maggie". His mum gently corrected.<br />
"Julie push me." Zain insisted as he sat poised on the swing;<br />
"Maggie." His mum and I gently corrected.<br />
"Thank you Julie" Zain politely thanked me on receiving his ice cream;<br />
"Maggie." His mum and I gently corrected.<br />
"There's Julie's car" Zain excitedly exclaimed as we left the park;<br />
"Maggie." His mum and I chuckled, in gentle correction.<br />
"Bye, bye Julie." Zain smiled as he waved me off;<br />
"Bye, bye Zain" I smiled back.<br />
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2 1/2 year olds are particularly stubborn... it's easier to change my name!<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-72093864310541671362012-08-02T23:45:00.001+01:002012-08-02T23:45:45.001+01:00Tipsy turvey!Well... tomorrow is gonna hurt... that's for sure!<br />
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Right now, admittedly, I'm a little tipsy. I have spent a fantastic night out with a great group of girls, where I spent the entire night eating pizza and drinking wine... actually that's not strictly true, I also treated myself to an Eaton Mess! Mmmmm...<br />
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Anyway, in my new leaf promise (that I made only yesterday), I am due at Curves tomorrow morning where I will inevitably die!<br />
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So, this is goodbye. Farewell friends. It's been good and we've had a (relatively) long life together. I never thought the turn of my 34th year would also signal my penultimate day in this world but at least it's been a good one! Tomorrow, I will endeavour to fulfil the fitness promise I have made myself and, let's face it, it's not gonna be pretty. If - and that's very unlikely - I live through this experience, I'll see you on the other side; if not, it's been fun...<br />
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Au revoir world...<br />
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Maggie.<br />
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PS... on the plus side: I painted my kitchen this morning and it looks muchos nice! :-)<br />
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We all have to stay as quiet as possible, so I'd appreciate it if you'd read this in a whispered voice; which is due to this little man:<br />
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Who is in my care tonight... I know... poor him!... whilst his parents have some well-earned quality time together. Of course, this leaves me with very little to do, so what better time could there be to catch up with all of you whilst my nephew is snoring away (and he really is snoring quite loudly!)?<br />
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Needless to say, however, that 'catching up' could take quite a long time as it's been several months since I have posted on this blog. So, to avoid a mass-exodus of readers at this moment in time (all 3 of you are very important to me), I shall now provide a brief, yet comprehensive, account of my past 3 months:<br />
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<b>June: </b><br />
- moved house - family visited from USA - family caught virus and threw up all over new house - unpacked into new house - ran SOTOS 10k, in Fleetwood, after a whole day out drinking alcohol and nearly died - recovered (almost) - Went to Stone Roses concert (in the park opposite my house...woop!).<br />
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<b>July:</b><br />
- end of school term - ate - drank - ate - drank - got fat - joined Curves gym - started diet - started running on my own so I didn't die when I returned to running club having not been for a ridiculous amount of time! - ran - Curves - ran - Curves - ran to Curves - still too scared to go back to running club - watched the Olympics - went to lovely friends' wedding - got less fat (woop!).<br />
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<b>August:</b><br />
- watched more Olympics - Curves - painted kitchen - babysitting nephew (in present tense because it's actually happening now!).<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Ta daaaa!</span> ... Ooooh, a bit loud... sorry... <span style="font-size: x-small;">whispering again...</span><br />
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And now that you're up to date, let's move on to more important things... what happens next. Well I intend to start blogging more again. Let's face it, I've been pretty poor recently and I still owe the lovely people at UnderArmour a proper review of their T-shirt they sent me... watch this space! In conversation with a friend last week, I realised the close connection that exists between lack of blog posts and lack of exercise:<br />
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<b>Friend: </b>I seem to have missed your blog posts recently, are you still posting on facebook when you write one?<br />
<b>Me: </b>Oh, that's because I haven't written any blog posts recently... actually, for quite a while if I'm honest... Oh my word, for like, a quarter of a year or something mad like that...<br />
<b>Brain:</b> Yes, you Orca, that's why you got fat and unfit... you can't blog if you haven't done anything to blog about! Oops!<br />
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Well, today is new leaf day. Tightening the belt and intensifying the exercise a few weeks back has meant that I am already successfully on my way to being able to actually tighten my belt! And who can fail to be inspired at the moment with all the excitement and hype of the Olympics?! But it's not just the 'elite' athletes who are inspiring me to get out there are run; if you haven't read about Team Fools Rushing's amazing achievement at TR24 last weekend, then hop over to <a href="http://fortnightflo.wordpress.com/">Fortnightflo's </a>blog to read her account... absolutely <strike>crazy</strike> fab!<br />
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Anyway... best go... the little man is waking... who shouted??!!!<br />
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Catch up again tomorrow, when my (birth)day begins with a run in the park with a couple of friends who have just taken up running. :-)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-47018522191628785032012-06-18T21:45:00.001+01:002012-06-18T21:45:43.773+01:00Whatever happened to Juneathon?Juneathon: you might think I have given up.<br />
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You'd be right.<br />
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I have.<br />
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In fact, last week I achieved a new height of Juneathon uselessness (for me); taking my sum effort from 'shoddy' excuses and 'invented' exercise to 'completely and utterly non-existent': No running, no exercising, no blogging.<br />
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I have never reached such lows. <br />
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Actually, that's not strictly true: there was the Janathon 'effort' that mainly involved exercise of the 'imaginative' kind; there was also a huge portion of time last summer when I didn't even bother to invent exercise, choosing instead to eat chocolate and 'exercise' my waist line in a different manner; and then of course one shouldn't forget the episode (or maybe one should...) where I ran a half marathon then threw up all over the steering wheel of my car whilst driving along the motorway at 50mph... That was pretty low!<br />
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Thankfully, although my Juneathon 'attempt' is most definitely over, there are some lights at the end of the tunnel... Some 'optimism', so to speak... Perhaps some 'redemption', one might say:<br />
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1. I have been running - Unfortunately, not with club, but running all the same... The knackered, sleeping dog at my feet is proof of this!<br />
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2. I have a Curves appointment booked for tomorrow evening as part of my 'do more than run to get fitter and tone-up' summer strategy.<br />
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3. This blog post has more inverted commas than any other blog post I've ever written... I wonder how many I would need to win a 'most used inverted commas in a blog post ever' award...<br />
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4. I have used the phrases 'one shouldn't forget' and 'one might say' which is excellent use of Standard English and consequently should redeem my use of the words 'ergo' and 'twat' in a previous (and possibly best forgotten) post.<br />
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5. Today I managed to wear my 'Under Armour' t-shirt - sent to me for review by the lovely people at Under Armour and designed to protect my delicate body from the harmful rays of the deadly Manchester sun - in actual real-life, warm, deadly sun! Wow! Which also means I can now write a proper review! Yay!<br />
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6. Finally, I have been enjoying reading lots of Juneathon blogs, even if I haven't had time to write them... Oh yes... I have been a silent, yet active, participant. And have been equally pleased to see that I'm not the only one who is 'inventive' with qualifying exercise!<br />
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Good luck to all those still in it... As for me, my next challenge is the Sotos 10k, in Fleetwood, this Sunday. And, as I would rather avoid adding another 'low' to my list, I have my fingers crossed for cooler weather than last year's 30 degree death run!<br />
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Today, I ran.<br />
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I round the outside of the inside of Heaton Park (if that makes any sense!). And when I say 'I', I actually mean 'we' - and not in the royal sense - as in me and my old (original) running buddy, Paula (not Radcliffe). It probably isn't, but it feels like years since we ran together, it's certainly been a good few weeks since we last caught up, so for the entirety of the run, the running was accompanied by chatting... No change there then! <br />
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I have to admit, I've no idea how far we ran but I'm going to guess at about 3 miles. The dog came too so we've a very peaceful night on our hands as she's zonked out on the sofa; something tells me it won't be long before I'm joining her... But first, some chinese takeaway and maybe a small(ish) glass of wine...<br />
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Despite this, I am now going to continue this post with a few completely acceptable (poor) excuses and pretend that the exercise I have done is a more than valid contribution to Juneathon.<br />
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Juneathon Day 5: a very British - wet and windy - walk along the sea front, with the family, at Lytham St Anne's... Plus a cheeky cuppa and a cake on the exceptionally windy pier whilst we watched people perambulate beneath with the sand seeping freely between their toes, despite the freezing conditions!<br />
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Juneathon Day 6: Another (unfortunate) trip to Ikea... Yes, I'm still counting Ikea as exercise! If you've ever been on a bank holiday, you'll understand!<br />
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Juneathon Day 7: Does a walk around The Lowry art gallery count? How about a trip to Argos? A walk across town? Ok... One of them must count! This post has now become interactive.. Make your pick... Now!<br />
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Juneathon Day 8: The dog came home from holiday! Yay! Actually, that makes it sound rather like she turned up on the front step with her suitcase having jumped out a taxi... It didn't quite happen like that... Obviously! I did actually go to pick her up. But, wait for it... Once we'd returned home, we went for a walk! Woop! Proper (almost) exercise! Also - mega bonus - whilst I was picking the dog up, my mother -in-law taught me to knit! <br />
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I made this (*scroll to bottom of page to see photo as blogging on stupid iphone app!*) it's either a baby's thong (yes, that is a little bit wrong!) or a dog's eye patch... Make your pick... Now!<br />
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* However, I have seemingly made myself sound like a complete twat** in my blog by using the word 'ergo'.<br />
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** I've now also used the word 'twat' (twice)... This is a new low point between me and my blog!<br />
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Juneathon day 2: Ikea trip. Say no more. If you've ever been to Ikea, at the best of times let alone a bank holiday, you'll understand how that is definitely exercise. And, if that east enough, I also built a wardrobe!<br />
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Juneathon Day 3: a proper run. 6.30am. I've no idea how far I went but I ran for about 1/2 hour and it was great. Next time, I'll get up later and run in the park that doesn't open until 8.<br />
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Unfortunately that night I came down with a very violent stomach big. I will not go into details, you don't need that in your life, but needless to say Juneathon Day 4's 8am run went right out the window. However, a walk around the park to 'get some fresh air' wore me right out and Weill therefore count as my exercise for the day. <br />
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Fingers crossed that Juneathon Day 5 will be a little less... Ummmm... Messy!!! <br />
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For now, I'm enjoying the Queen's Jubilee garden party... I wonder if I'll get a party like that out the front of my house after 60 years of work... One can only hope!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-64226941975967924742012-06-01T17:53:00.001+01:002012-06-01T17:53:26.385+01:00Juneathon Day 1: moving dayJuneathon day 1 and what did I do? <br />
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None of your bunny-like gym routines.<br />
None of your fish in the water swimming gubbins.<br />
None of your easy-peasy jogging options.<br />
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Oh no.<br />
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I went hard... went strong... I moved house!<br />
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Seriously! That is unbelievably hard work and I'm not even finished yet! Somehow, I have to magic all the boxes from my old house into some sense of liveable space in my new house!<br />
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Oh... And we've lost the cat!<br />
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Juneathon day 1 activity: moving house<br />
Time: 10 hours and counting<br />
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In a state of frenzied dementia earlier this week, I had set myself a target of 53 minutes for the race! I don't know why I thought I could achieve this as my last 10k time was over 56 minutes!<br />
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I didn't.<br />
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But... I did have a good time, which is the main thing. And... I definitely ran faster because of my target; and because Coach Pete jumped in and sped me along for a bit on the way out, and the way back; and because Paula cheered me on; and because a random person shouted my name in encouragement with 400 metres left to run (thank you, if that was you!). Of course, I was a little gutted as I have run it much faster than this in the past; but...realistically, I am not up to full fitness at the moment, and I am not running as much as I was when I hit my speedier times. I'm <b>on it</b> though, and I'm trying to exercise more, run harder and eat better - except for today... ignore today... because today, I ran for cake...<br />
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this cake...<br />
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As for my friend, lovely Louise, it was her first ever 10k race and, despite her nerves at the start, - I tried to tell her I still get those but she was muttering <strike>some rubbish</strike> about me being a pro! - she smashed her target of 1.15, hitting 1.01 instead! A well deserved medal for speedy Louise...<br />
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Something speedy Louise noticed - once she'd recovered from her speedy antics and was watching the coverage at home - was a little sneaky me: on the TV, <strike>bombing</strike> plodding past Jonathan Edwards' shoulder... look... teeny, tiny, three second me...<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-58408463661702125612012-05-17T22:01:00.001+01:002012-05-17T22:02:11.639+01:00Go Mum... Go Mum...Running is catching...<br />
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... But you and I already knew that...<br />
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Having set myself up, like a right plonker (still a en vogue word right?!), in my previous blog post for Coach Pete to 'push me' in training, I worked VERY hard tonight. The session - 4x hard efforts around a 0.84 mile loop - left my lungs gasping for breath and my legs struggling to stand throughout each 3 minute recovery period; Combine this with the screaming muscles, inability to breathe and near-death experience of each hard effort, I had little confidence that I had run well. I finished the session disappointed.<br />
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Thankfully, Pete is better at maths than I. Which is a good job as he was able to work out from my splits that my slowest lap (6.46) had seen me running the loop at a 7.40 min/mile pace! 7.40? Wow! Who knew I could do that? <br />
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Needless to say, by the time we'd completed the cool down and returned to base, my confidence,that I can complete the Manchester run this Sunday in 53 minutes, had returned... And that's all I need right: confidence? Well, that and a strong pair of legs, a lot of will-power and hell of a lot of stamina... But that's all? Yes?<br />
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Yes. <br />
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That's all!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-35449909182111244392012-05-08T21:26:00.001+01:002012-05-08T21:26:23.448+01:00It's time...My times are on the up again! I have just achieved 26.53 at the Littleborough 5k; in March I ran the same race in 27.01. It's a small, but significant, reduction! <br />
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But, it's time to do better. It's time to cut the excuses. It's time to shape up! I need to lose the fat and improve the fitness; lose to gain, so to speak. <br />
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So, I am now banning biscuits, buns and booze for the next two weeks. This will make me less blimp-esque and more brawny-esque! I will then run the Bupa Great Manchester run in 53 minutes... Then, quite possibly, gorge myself on sweet, tasty carbs in celebration for the rest of the day...<br />
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My goal: to return to sub 25.30 5k times and sub 50.30 10k times.<br />
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All I need to do now is apply a little bit of PRB - positive running belief - can I do this? YES I CAN!<div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nEis1CSfwvU/T6mBbSR4ElI/AAAAAAAAAfE/HHHUdGH9Mbg/s640/blogger-image--1089854377.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nEis1CSfwvU/T6mBbSR4ElI/AAAAAAAAAfE/HHHUdGH9Mbg/s640/blogger-image--1089854377.jpg" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-32193426971399882272012-04-30T22:27:00.003+01:002012-04-30T22:27:50.762+01:00How NOT to play netball!'Seriously, it'll all come flooding back to you as soon as you step on the court' my friend reassured me as she cunningly convinced me to join her netball team for tonight's game. Yep, you heard that right: netball.<br />
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I haven't played netball since I was at school and, trust me, I wasn't particularly good at it then! But, guilt is a powerful emotion, and by the time we'd left the pub last Friday, I was convinced that it was better I play - badly - than leave them a (wo)man down!<br />
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And, oh my, was it a baptism of fire! On arrival at the sports hall, we were met by five worried faces: 'We're playing Universal' they announced. Apparently, this was bad. It <b>was</b> bad. They were good. Very good. Very, very good! In fact, these were semi-professional players with the ability to apparate suddenly away from me, and into the path of the ball!<br />
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Anyway, it was an experience, it was fun and it may be something I could be persuaded to repeat, if someone was ever to risk persuading me again. For the time being, in case any of you have considered taking up the great secondary school game of netball, just a mere 17 years after packing away your netball skirt, here's my quick guide to 'How <b>Not</b> to play netball':<br />
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1. Agree to the position of 'Goal Shooter' even though your mere 5'2'' stature pails in comparison to the 6'+ giant goal keeper and you haven't held a netball in 17 years, let alone attempted to throw one into a small netted ring!<br />
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2. Close your eyes when the ball comes flying towards your face. Some say it's better to catch the ball with your hands, but your nose is a far more effective barrier.<br />
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3. Trip over your own feet whilst vying for space as your goal attack aims at the net; the fall to the floor conveniently distracts all team members - warning: this may also cause distraction to your own players!<br />
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4. Immediately run into an offside position as soon as the second half begins - having <strike>easily</strike> convinced your team that Goal Shooter is not the job for you - when you take on the position of Wing Attack. Ignoring the conventional boundaries of play will help you to escape your defence marker!<br />
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5. Be kind enough to let your defender win the ball <b>every </b>time. She's very good after all; when she's not apparating across the court, she's got a perfect catch and aim - she deserves to win!<br />
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If, at the end of your experience, you have a bruised nose and a grazed knee to show for your efforts, you know you've done well, but have room for improvement... as it seems that broken fingers are the sign of a 'great' player...<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-35886404687923314392012-04-29T19:32:00.002+01:002012-04-29T19:33:49.485+01:00Marshalling Manchester MarathonPeople are amazing.<br />
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Today, I observed the courage, determination and tenacity of the runners taking on the Manchester Marathon... and the weather! For 26.2 miles the runners were battered, bruised and drenched by the strong winds and, at times, torrential wind; and I hear it was the same for those at Milton Keynes.<br />
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Having vowed never to <b>run</b> a marathon again, when I'd heard about the return of the Manchester Marathon, I decided I would take the opportunity to 'pay it forward'. The crowd support at London is amazing, and I honestly believe there were times where I wouldn't have continued running if it hadn't been for the supporters, it makes <b>such</b> a difference. So, I wanted to give that back a little bit - If I'm not going to run a marathon, I can bloody well help other people run it instead!<br />
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My first marshalling responsibility was on Park Road, just down from Stretford Fire Station, which placed me between the 3 and 4 mile marker.<br />
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At this point, people bounded past. I was joined quite quickly by a handful of local residents and stranded car drivers (the less said about some of them, the better!) who joined me in whooping and cheering the crowd of runners (Hi again to @m4rkyben who was also cheer leading there) who were coping very well with the weather conditions at this stage. Big smiles... heavy rain... several angry drivers later and my marshalling responsibilities were over. The rain was really coming down heavy now, so we headed back to the warmth of the pub meeting point. This was also on the 25 mile stretch of the race course, and after only 10 minutes the front runner came whizzing past - and seriously - whizzing is the best word I can find! I was astounded by his speed! It was at this point our group leader discovered they were short on marshals for the second part of the course; it seems not everyone was willing to brave the weather.<br />
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Well, when you're wet, you're wet... you certainly can't get any wetter! So, I headed off with a couple of other people to continue the marshalling fun. This time, I was placed on the downward slope of the Stretford Mall underpass. Yes, you read that right: <b>downward </b>slope - I could read the pain in people's faces as they began that decent - ouch! It was a brilliant position though. By this point the runners were quite spread out, so it was easy to see everyone I knew. It was also a great position for whooping and cheering, and that is exactly what I did... sometimes with others, sometimes alone... but always doing my best to pay back what others did for me. Which is when I decided that people are amazing... despite the weather, despite the pain and despite the fact they'd run more than 25 miles by this point, people thanked me! seriously! they smiled, they cheered, they even complimented my hat... well, it is a lovely hat!!<br />
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It was cold and wet, but today, I saw the very best... and worst... of human nature. But the worst - the sweary drivers, the mean pedestrians and the angry 'I've got to get to workers' - were magnificently overwhelmed by the very best: The local residents who braved the rain to bring me cups of tea and coffee - thank you!; the passing pedestrians who stopped to cheer with me when they heard how far the runners had run; and <b>everyone </b>who ran the marathon today... your fortitude in the face of what was thrown at you today, makes me feel like even I could do it again!<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-54446006699973297032012-04-24T19:34:00.001+01:002012-04-24T19:34:46.229+01:00The Forgotten RaceI'm not running the Great Manchester Run this year.<br />
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Or, at least, that's the answer I've given to those who've asked; the answer I've given because, as far as I was aware, I wasn't.<br />
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So, imagine my surprise on reading an email that happily informs me that my race pack will be with me in just a couple of weeks; and my even greater surprise at logging into my Great Run account and seeing the words: <br />
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Bupa Great Manchester Run ---> entered.<br />
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So, if you are one of the people whom I've told, categorically, that I won't be running it - no, definitely not this year, it's become too expensive and it's not worth the money, blah,blah,blah... - apparently, at some point, I clearly had a change of heart and will be plodding past Old Trafford (at least) one more time. <br />
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I just hope this is the only race I've absolutely no recollection of signing up for, I'm not sure I would be greeting an email from the Manchester Marathon with quite the same verve! <br />
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...I should hastily state that that is a rhetorical question and answers are most definitely not needed on a postcard; I don't want to see those answers!...<br />
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Last year, I was running the London marathon - well, I say 'running', it was more running, then jogging, then staggering! - and it was possibly one of the hardest challenges I've ever undertaken. Not only was it physically challenging, in ways most people would never imagine - if you've run any kind of long distance you'll likely know the sort of bodily 'challenges' I'm referring to (Paula Radcliffe certainly does) - but it was also one of the emotionally charged events of my life! Crossing the finish line reduced me to a sobbing, blubbering wreck; I was overcome with pride, relief and the incredulity that I'd actually completed it! <br />
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Perhaps that explains why, this year, I'm sat on my (slightly fatter backside - I really should do more running again!) watching the London Marathon welling up every time they show someone crossing the line! Seriously! It's ridiculous; correction: I'm ridiculous! I suppose at least I realise!<br />
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Of course, watching something like this also makes you reflect. Would I do it again? Could I do it again? I'd wanted to run it faster; could I? <br />
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No. <br />
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Is still the answer to that one. A year on, the whelming emotions of finishing are still very vivid, however so is the pain, the porta-loos and the long weekend runs! <br />
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Good luck to all those still out there, including Henry and Carla, who I'm tracking on the website! - you're doing well, keep it going!! And well done to everyone running marathons this year, particularly to those of you running more than one! As for me, I may not be running one again, but I am looking forward to marshaling at the Manchester Marathon next Sunday. If you're running it, let me know so I can give you an extra special cheer in your final five miles!<div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-1wFBwYdWr4E/T5QAGdhV2BI/AAAAAAAAAdg/aNrWlSrMGes/s640/blogger-image--17391246.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-1wFBwYdWr4E/T5QAGdhV2BI/AAAAAAAAAdg/aNrWlSrMGes/s640/blogger-image--17391246.jpg" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12578117475094648923noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-901295047686191160.post-20830617114039972802012-04-11T11:22:00.001+01:002012-04-11T12:54:53.905+01:00BIG NEWS!I guess, technically, The Magathon blog is really a blog about running; but, I can't pass on telling you my BIG NEWS so I have found a tenuous, very loosely relevant, running link to my BIG NEWS! ...<br />
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Last night, at 8.39pm, whilst my piriformis was being battered and bruised by my Physio, my lovely Sis-in-Law was giving birth to my teeny, tiny, cute-as-a-button, 5lbs 15oz of gorgeousness, nephew (and rendering any attempt of me gaining sympathy for aforementioned piriformis torture completely null and void!).<br />
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Yes, that's right... I'm Auntie Magathon!<br />
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